HNNY!

Jan 18th we get another visit from a Swede. If last january with Axel Boman proved anything it's that these Swede's know how to turn the dark night of january into a real nice time....

Still Going

It's been a great past three months with some real nice times had with Blondes, Session Victim and Tim Sweeeney.  Thanks to all who came out to our various events over the holidays in the weirder corners of the city.

TONIGHT

Denied by a hurricane last summer, BELFASTS favorite work out/hamburger hunters finally arrive.!
Its a thursday night so we get that basement all to ourselves...boy.
Joining residents MeMbersonly will also be birthday Manc Simon Allen for a real nice warm up

girl: what?

guy: feel it?
girl: your arm?
guy: yeh, my bicep
girl: feel your bicep?
guy: feel my bicep.
girl: ugh! i love those guys!
guy: my biceps?
girl: SHUT IT, my favorite boys from belfast are coming for the workout of my lifetime on October 4th. I gotta go get ready.
guy: thats...like....two weeks away...
girl: yeah i know, ding dong. Im aleady short on time. Seeya.

*girl exits mediocre party scene, cut to montage of girl flexing, stretching, shots of biceps, shots of waterfalls, shots of three incredibly talented dancers throwing shapes in urban settings, shot of lipstick being placed on lips, shots of disco balls, shots of large watermelon exploding, shot of sleeves being ripped off man t. We hear vocal refrain 'gonna get ya boy'.

we think: PARTY>

MARK E with a 4AM License

well what a hot bum summer its been.

thanks to everyone who has come out to one of our most successfuly brilliant run of events ever.... .Justin/Justin.....DIXON....Maxxi Soundsytem were all incredible.... and now we end it all off with this one... MARK E paired with a 4am license!

we first peered into our souls and noticed a special chord being pulled by MARK E about four years ago..... a thick hip cranking bassline and janet jackson asking 'can we slow it down a bit?' was being played by a DJ off of an 

impossible to find piece of wax with the words 'Mark E' 'RnB Drunkie' and 'Golf Channel' written across it.....

next mornings meals were put off, you can't eat and google "mark E' feverishly at the same time..... his releases on Jisco.....Running Back..... fan boys of us he had made.

Spams of email were sent.....pleas for a North American appearance..... and now after a slew of EP's....an album on Ghostly and stunning mixes for RA/Boiler Room/ not to mention the live recordings that broke our shazam......HE IS FINALLY COMING PAIRED WITH A 4AM LICENSE THIS IS OUR DREAMS EXPLODING AND PIECiNG THEMSELVES BACK TOGETHER ALL AT ONCE

LORD OF THE SLOW DANCE

THIS LEGEND MARK E

IS 

COMING

BUY PRE-SALE TICKETS HERE

FACEBOOK INVITE

MAXXI SOUNDSYSTEM

GIANT SOUNDS TONIGHT!!!!!!!

rsvp to standard.evening@gmail.com for guest list!

HOT PARTY

Its Hot We're having a party, Hot Party, with the #1 local reason for pant removal - PARASOL and Manchesters latest slang word for 'hot' - LAPELLE

JUSTIN/JUSTIN

NOT ONLY did WE HAVE THE GREATEST SECOND BIRTHDAY OF ALL TIME BUT WE ALSO RECORDED THE NIGHT>>>>>COMING????SOOOON....

D I X O N

We're pleased to be bringing in (with the help of the great breakandenter crew) one of the more profoundly entertaining DJ's we've ever encountered via the internet. Tickets are on sale HERE and the pre-sale tickets are only $10..... pfffff.

THE HORSE MEAT ARRIVES ON THE HEELS OF RHONDA

Horse Meat Disco Arrive to a room dressed, hosted, and LOVED by the fine Queens of LA's A CLUB CALLED RHONDA. Saturday June 30th, with a proud 4am license....

summer bummers