HNNY!

Jan 18th we get another visit from a Swede. If last january with Axel Boman proved anything it's that these Swede's know how to turn the dark night of january into a real nice time....

Still Going

It's been a great past three months with some real nice times had with Blondes, Session Victim and Tim Sweeeney.  Thanks to all who came out to our various events over the holidays in the weirder corners of the city.

TONIGHT

Denied by a hurricane last summer, BELFASTS favorite work out/hamburger hunters finally arrive.!
Its a thursday night so we get that basement all to ourselves...boy.
Joining residents MeMbersonly will also be birthday Manc Simon Allen for a real nice warm up

girl: what?

guy: feel it?
girl: your arm?
guy: yeh, my bicep
girl: feel your bicep?
guy: feel my bicep.
girl: ugh! i love those guys!
guy: my biceps?
girl: SHUT IT, my favorite boys from belfast are coming for the workout of my lifetime on October 4th. I gotta go get ready.
guy: thats...like....two weeks away...
girl: yeah i know, ding dong. Im aleady short on time. Seeya.

*girl exits mediocre party scene, cut to montage of girl flexing, stretching, shots of biceps, shots of waterfalls, shots of three incredibly talented dancers throwing shapes in urban settings, shot of lipstick being placed on lips, shots of disco balls, shots of large watermelon exploding, shot of sleeves being ripped off man t. We hear vocal refrain 'gonna get ya boy'.

we think: PARTY>

MARK E with a 4AM License

well what a hot bum summer its been.

thanks to everyone who has come out to one of our most successfuly brilliant run of events ever.... .Justin/Justin.....DIXON....Maxxi Soundsytem were all incredible.... and now we end it all off with this one... MARK E paired with a 4am license!

we first peered into our souls and noticed a special chord being pulled by MARK E about four years ago..... a thick hip cranking bassline and janet jackson asking 'can we slow it down a bit?' was being played by a DJ off of an 

impossible to find piece of wax with the words 'Mark E' 'RnB Drunkie' and 'Golf Channel' written across it.....

next mornings meals were put off, you can't eat and google "mark E' feverishly at the same time..... his releases on Jisco.....Running Back..... fan boys of us he had made.

Spams of email were sent.....pleas for a North American appearance..... and now after a slew of EP's....an album on Ghostly and stunning mixes for RA/Boiler Room/ not to mention the live recordings that broke our shazam......HE IS FINALLY COMING PAIRED WITH A 4AM LICENSE THIS IS OUR DREAMS EXPLODING AND PIECiNG THEMSELVES BACK TOGETHER ALL AT ONCE

LORD OF THE SLOW DANCE

THIS LEGEND MARK E

IS 

COMING

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MAXXI SOUNDSYSTEM

GIANT SOUNDS TONIGHT!!!!!!!

rsvp to standard.evening@gmail.com for guest list!

HOT PARTY

Its Hot We're having a party, Hot Party, with the #1 local reason for pant removal - PARASOL and Manchesters latest slang word for 'hot' - LAPELLE

JUSTIN/JUSTIN

NOT ONLY did WE HAVE THE GREATEST SECOND BIRTHDAY OF ALL TIME BUT WE ALSO RECORDED THE NIGHT>>>>>COMING????SOOOON....

D I X O N

We're pleased to be bringing in (with the help of the great breakandenter crew) one of the more profoundly entertaining DJ's we've ever encountered via the internet. Tickets are on sale HERE and the pre-sale tickets are only $10..... pfffff.

THE HORSE MEAT ARRIVES ON THE HEELS OF RHONDA

Horse Meat Disco Arrive to a room dressed, hosted, and LOVED by the fine Queens of LA's A CLUB CALLED RHONDA. Saturday June 30th, with a proud 4am license....

summer bummers

TIGER & WOODS

7 MONTHS of lurking after their North American Debut with us slipped through our fingers like a pro golfer chasing down an extra marital affair, TIGER AND WOODS are finnaly coming to the Evening Standard to Roar/Purrr/Kiss/Tell/YouMore Dr. Burner prescribes a trip to Gin Nation this evening. Arrive early, this will be a jungle. email: standard.evening@gmail.com for guest list,

COLE MEDINA

An standard evening with Cole has the same pulsating beat as driving through a future retro Los Angeles. A robotic Detective Alex Foley staring down at you from a 'Beverly Hills Cop 6' Billboard as you slowly tune out the sound of President JAMES FRANCO on the radio, and ...lazer plug in you bean sized data unit. You look out at that purple skyway, just the hum of the future alloy hover engine powering you and three other butts to the next party - and then its a timeless Cole Medina cut that stirs the speakers to life. Its fancy molasses groove just as ASS COMMANDING now, as it was before the math wars of 2024. His ample sampling of everything from Steely Dan, MJ, and what you think might be something on Prelude make you wonder just how epic the get down was all those years ago.....

ON APRIL 28th come and feel future nostalgia of COLE MEDINA. Let your grand kiddies know, 'I was all up in that!!'


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Muscle and Heat

Two years ago we stumbled upon the hairiest, tittiest, sweat closet of a party one fateful Halloween night.
In the no regrets depths of the little pawn shop of horrors known as UNIT, the Muscle and Heat Crew were torching the entire crowds pre-conceived notions of a 'goo...d time' and slamming their new laws of fun in every possible orifice. Hammering dance commanding anthems that were indeed as much a law as they were a crime.

A few days later, when our brains got back in touch with our souls, we realized what a real neat time Muscle and Heat was, and quickly came on nice and strong so as to cement a friendship based as much upon love as it was upon fear.

Thankfully, these local Beardos felt the same way, so we're absolutely thrilled that they have agreed to come and confetti canon their souls all over the Evening Standard.

buttttt grabs and mind melds are guaranteed



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F>C>L

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We Play House as bud of buds San Soda returns with Red D as FCL on Feb 11th

Hey, so when the holidays are past, and all the festive fatigue has subsided, Stockholms favorite partee machine AXEL BOMAN will coming through the EVENING STANDARD on January 14th

Dr.Dunks prescribes some rubbing and tugging for December 10th

November 26th - some drum machine romance with SOHO 808

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EVENT ON RA

Berlin’s favorite party boy drops by on October 15th

Todd Terje @ Evening Standard

Todd Terje passed by the Evening Standard in July.....here's what it sounded like....

EDDIE C MAKES IT BETTER

Eddie C is the secretly canadian wonder that has placed dancefloors around the globe under his mountain spell. With releases on jisco, endless flight, and flashback consistently creating shock, awe, and sexual tension we are proud to be bringing him back for his second visit to the Evening Standard.

see you on the dance floor this friday
paul & adam